Nicknames-L Train, Chicken Lunch, Catfish Jones, Street Fighter

Position- Rythm Guitar

Influential Bands- The Vandals, The Ramones, Guttermouth, Sublime, MAG, NIL8, Foo Fighters, Velvet Underground, Violent femmes

Worst Band Ever- White HipHop or The Boss

Favortite Cartoon Character- Jerry(from Tom and Jerry)

Favorite Movie(s)- Super Troopers, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, The Hustler, Empire Records, Dirty Harry, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, A Clockwork Orange

Worst Concert Ever- Park

Dream Girl-An Eight Year Old With No Curfue

If You Could Make One Thing Illegal What Would It Be- Procreation with an IQ under 100

Quote-"Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway." Frank A. Clark