7/26/03
Wow, tis the month
of seven already. My how the time flys. So once again I haven't
updated for almost a month. And for that I sincerly appologize.
Let's face it I'm lazy. And don't let anyone tell you any different.
Now that, that
has been said I'd like to state that I hate to be the bearer of
bad news but it seems that I have to be in some instances. Ones
such as this one. Well, I think that the band has finally come
to terms that atleast with its current line-up the band is over.
:o( That's an example of the new
hi-tech smiley face software we recently aquired. Over all I'd
say we had a good run. I mean luke and I had been talkin about
starting a band for years but have no ambition so the fact that
the band happened in the first place was a feat. I mean we were
around for 4 months. 2 of which we didn't practice. But what ya
gonna do. But hey in those 4 months we played one show. Which
kicked ass. Learned there that Heyan and Girtus are fucking hilarious.
I appologize to Jake for mispelling his name cause I'm sure I
did. We made $.25 from Amy who we love. And we made $12 from selling
stickers. Which Jordan spent on cigarettes. Stupid bastard and
his smoking habit. I probably bought them for him too. Stupid
underage smoking habit. We also had the best groupies in the world
in the form of Shelly and Krystal whom we love. I'd also like
to thank the people who supported us and shit. Moreover put up
with us. Like Geoff's parents and the people of Oakford for not
calling the cops when we practiced late into the night, or for
that matter thank you for not shooting us. Cause this is Menard
County and I wouldn't put it past some of the people who live
here, especially when they were drunk. Which most people here
often are. There ya go if I didn't thank ya I'm sorry and if ya
tell me I'll add it.
I don't know if
the band will stay together after my departure in August but I
certainly hope they do. They have to keep punk in Petersburg alive.
Not that it was ever thriving, but they can't let it die. So that's
my take on that situation. But hey look at it this way Geoff's
band is gaining momentum rather nicely. Whoo 10th Street. And
Jordan's and Lyle's band is successful in the sense that they
make some money sometimes. And Luke continues on at the Marathon
for a wopping $5.70 per hour. But we must take into account that
for a small fee you can rent him for his "services."
If you don't know what I'm refering to then you are retarded because
its obvious that I'm talking about his skills as a master chef.
He can make a damn good pie. And looks mighty fine in an apron.
Plus if you ever have to oportunity to see Dirty Sanchez and the
Dutch Ovens then you definately should check them out and throw
all your money into their guitar case or styrofoam cooler (bongo
case). Why in the hell would you do that you ask. Well, because
we want you and by giving us your money we will be one step closer
to starting our church. The religion is already in existance,
though we don't have a name for it. Catholicssuckism is in the
lead right now. But Suckmecatholicsism is nipping at its heels.
What you have your own religion you ask. Why yes we do. And our
ideaology you ask? Well, here's the deal we'll let you into heaven
for only a 8% tithe. Thats right 2% lower than the catholics.
Besides that you can believe anything you want. But you must attend
our service across the street from the catholic chruch every week
and heckle and denounce their faith with us. And then give us
your fucking 8%. We don't care if you agree with us as long as
you pay the fucking tithe. That's right we figure that starting
a religion is a good was to make tax-free cash. So take that government
we found a loop-hole. So if ya want to join the church just let
me or Luke know and well get you setup.
Well, that's all
I have today. I bid thee fairwell.
CHRIS